ryanphantom:

trapny:

trapny:

Isekai except the fantasy world is literally just like a ten minute hike away from everything else and has just explicitly never been found.

The protagonist gets hit by a truck but instead of dying they roll down a comically tall hill through like a mile of woods and then they wake up in a fantasy village

undertale

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lesbianmichelmishina:
“sottopressione1:
“Tuira Kayapó brandished her machete in the face of a government official who was trying to convince indigenous leaders to accept a mega-dam project in the Amazon, 1989
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““Electricity won’t give us food. We...

lesbianmichelmishina:

sottopressione1:

Tuira Kayapó brandished her machete in the face of a government official who was trying to convince indigenous leaders to accept a mega-dam project in the Amazon, 1989

Electricity won’t give us food. We need the rivers to flow freely. Don’t talk to us about relieving our ‘poverty’ – we are the richest people in Brazil. We are Indians.”
  • part of kayapó’s speech during this event

also! she’s still alive! that sort of thing is always worth pointing out to show that we really aren’t too far removed from events like this! here’s a 2019 photo of her:

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bisexualshakespeare:

fieldbears:

saintsideways:

battlships:

arsonforcharlie:

pengychan:

pengychan:

My brother’s girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it’s completely free if you’re in one of the “at risk” groups.

“What does that mean,” he asks.
“It’s free if you’re gay,” he’s told.
“Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or…?”
“Just put in a check mark here.”

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he’s stingy as it gets. So now he’s officially gay. Congrats bro.

“Doctor, give it to me straight”
“You sure, there’s a fee”
“… Give it to me gay”

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he’d have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

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[ID: screenshot of It’s Always Sunny edited to say: They’re– the European economy is in shambles. /]

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brightlotusmoon:

cryoverkiltmilk:

lesbianrecorderplayer:

swagging-back-to:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

i would… i would do so much… i would do everything and anything for her.

[VD: A tiktok of a buff, blonde woman in a green and cream dress and a white hairband. Text over the screen reads “I forget that I can’t wear cute cottagecore outfits because I’m jacked and I look ridiculous”. The video then cuts to a woman with brown hair and blonde highlights, who has a thick Slavic accent, and she says: “What is more cottagecore than being strong from ploughing fields and moving the tractors? You are beautiful strong woman. You are cottagecore.” /End ID]

Woman…. Big… pretty

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Originally posted by blogmorenaamandafan

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atalana:

theabstruseone:

I slept in and just woke up, so here’s what I’ve been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

  • Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.
  • The official branding is that a tweet is now called “an X”, for which there are too many jokes to make.
  • The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn’t reclaim the username first.
  • The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.
  • Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name “X” in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for “X” in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.
  • The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term “X Japan” is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.
  • Elon had workers taking down the “Twitter” name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says “er”.
  • He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as “Xvideo”. Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

not that i didn’t want to believe you op, but i had to check that er thing out for myself, bc that just seemed too cartoonishly stupid to be real

but holy shit

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granpuff:

granpuff:

Sorry Febreze but your commercial for the car scent clip backfired. If two DILFs were using my car as a sauna I would simply say thank you.

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I WISH I was this guy

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demilypyro:

mitzo:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Me trying to remember whether one with a house is a slug or a snail

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In Dutch we use the same word for both, with slugs being called “naked snails”, so making the distinction in English is difficult for me

My twitch chat finds it hilarious

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You don’t call it a house in English???

no! we call it a SHELL

BUT THAT’S WHERE HE LIVES

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anonymousalchemist:

anonymousalchemist:

things i am looking up for this barbie fanfic: the descent of inanna, pygmalion, the velveteen rabbit, the melting point of plastic, stuff about deserts, im literally incapable of writing something regular.

also going to make a trinity atom bomb test reference re: talking about the desert, just cause its funny to put a little barbenheimer in my Great American Barbie Fanfic

cryptotheism:

koobyn:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.

De Santis: “Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia.”

Trump: “Ron De-sanctamonius you’re little pudding fingers boy.”

Biden: “Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos.”

Why is Biden in the Republican primary

Got lost

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